This just in from UFO
B.T’s “SOUL CATCHER 2025”
A Recent report has revealed that scientists
working for British Telecom are currently
developing a new microchip that will be ready
for use in the year 2025. The microchip
future-tech design will mean that when
implanted in the skull just behind the eye, it will
be able to record a person’s every thought
experience and sensation. Hence its name :
Soul Catcher 2025.
“This is the end of death “ DR Chris Winter of
British Telecom’s Artificial Life team claimed. He
went on to explain that the Implant will enable
scientists to report other peoples lives and play
back their experiences on a computer.” by
combining this information with a record of a
person’s genes,” DR Winter said, we could
recreate a person physically, emotionally and
spiritually. Implications and more in Issue.
Can someone tell me the scientific
definition of a soul?
These people can't be scientists,
can they? We have yet to finish the Human Genome Project, which is
an attempt to map the human genetic code. The closest thing I know
of to this "Soulcatcher" is a device used for hearing-impaired people.
It involves inserting platinum wire into the inner ear and connecting
that wire to a "plug" in the person's skull. The wires take information
from an outer receiver and pipe it into the person's inner ear. This comparatively
basic procedure still does not yield perfect (or even mediocre)
hearing to the patient, as it does not filter ambient sounds very well,
and the input into the ear sounds tinny and mechanical.
I think these "scientists"
should stop shooting for "Soulcatchers" and start on more realistic goals,
like time travel, for instance... </humor>